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Gift Guides for People who Don't Exist

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what I would get these characters for Christmas

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Nov 29, 2023
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HUMBERT HUMBERT

  • A case

  • Therapy

  • Less cultural romanticization

RASKOLNIKOV

  • Stress ball

  • A diary

  • Mixhers Hernightly sleep aid - sleepy + cranky = irritable , irritable = murdering the mean old woman everyone owes debts to

ESTHER GREENWOOD

  • iPhone 15 with tumblr pre-downloaded - bc let’s be honest she would dominate that platform, she would revive it from its …

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