I don’t want a boyfriend but a husband would be nice

It came to my attention that I should be scouting for a mate before I knew what any of those words even meant.

I began to twist the stems from my apple to the tune of the alphabet at a very young age. Whichever letter you say as the stem snaps off is the first initial of your future husband, I learned. My stem would inevitably snap at Q or some other inc…